Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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