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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What is green and slow Grass.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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