Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What would u like to drink?

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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