- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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