- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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