Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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