A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Dwarf Shortage

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

William wright is Gay

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Who is John Galt?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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