Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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