i am a dino. RAWR.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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a irish man walks past a bar

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