- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

knock knock? come in

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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