Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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