yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

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