a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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