- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

knock knock i have diarrhea

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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