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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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