What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Where's my baby??

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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