- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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