- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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