- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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