What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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