- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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