- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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