- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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