Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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