A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Anti Joke

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