your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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