- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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