Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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