- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A cat playing laser tag.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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