I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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