What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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