whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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