Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Matt is a Duster!

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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