- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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