What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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