- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

guess what? bannanas

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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