It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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