- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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