Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

All of these jokes are about white people

guess what? bannanas

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

dyslexic's Untie

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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