- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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