A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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i'm hard

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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