What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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american idol

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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