What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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