Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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