- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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