A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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