knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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