ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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The government

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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