- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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