- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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