whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Anti Joke

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