- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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