- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A Chinese man fails a math test

69.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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