How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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