Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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outside your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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