whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

class is canceled. My professor died.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Anti Joke

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