Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Women's Rights.

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Romans rights.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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