Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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