How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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