- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

These Jokes suck.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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