- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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