- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

knock knock... ...no answer

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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