Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Make me famous

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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