A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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