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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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