there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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i dont fisish anythi

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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