When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

my penis

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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