- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

a man was shot.... he died

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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