what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Ms Leong Sux

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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