- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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