- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How you know when dislextic

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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