- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A hill billy went fishing

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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