- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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