A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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