- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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