Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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