why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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