What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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69.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Death by kayak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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