Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Haha, I get it..

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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