- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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