- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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