I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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