what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Tilt your screen back .

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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