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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Walnut

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Homosexualism is so gay man

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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