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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

No your aunties a joke

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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