- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

God is real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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