Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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