Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

God is real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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