What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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