- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

A house comes around the corner.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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