- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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