Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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diarrhea.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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