- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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