Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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