My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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