there once was a frog with no leggs

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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I'm so punny.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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