- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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