- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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