Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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