- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Jordan is pregant

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