If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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