What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Blacks

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Women.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Yes

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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