- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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