- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Do you play piano? No

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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