- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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