Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Where's my baby??

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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