Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Yes

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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