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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver