If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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