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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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