- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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