Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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