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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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