Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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hi

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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eat a hot dog

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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