Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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