- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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