- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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