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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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