What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Cripples are lame.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Donald Trump

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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