- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

This statement is false.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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