- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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