what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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