- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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