What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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binladin walks into the american seals

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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