A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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pobody's nerfect

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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