- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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