a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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