- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A miserable man committed suicide.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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