- Anti Joke

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Dear Reader I am writing to express my complete and utter disdain toward the subject of your face. Rarely have I to witness such a repugnant sight. I would like to inform you that, upon most regrettably witnessing your face, my delicate stomach muscles gave way, and my morning meal, of lightly buttered Kipper and freshly squeezed orange juice most unfortunately ended up in one of the seventeen human waste disposal outlets to adorn my manor house. I struggle to comprehend how you, being such a selfish sadist, are able to live with yourself, knowing how much dismay you have caused me. Might I suggest that you pay a visit to a prosthetic plastic surgeon, in order to prevent other innocent's to suffer as did I. I request politely, but please be firmly assured in the knowledge that I will complain to the magnificent force of the police should you not comply with my reasonable request. Your face simply can not be allowed to exist in it's current form. I would go so far to say that it may be a danger to the elder's of our society, with their regrettably weak hearts.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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