Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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