- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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