Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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