A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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