Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Chuck Norris.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Yellow People !!

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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