How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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