What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Women's Rights

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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