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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka