- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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