- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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