patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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black people swimming

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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