hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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