- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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