Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Cripples are lame.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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