"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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