Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red poo is poo

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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