- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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