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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

every knight i see an owl at window

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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