- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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