- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??