Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops