Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Jordan is pregant

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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