What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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