- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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