Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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