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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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