What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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I have a really funny joke.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Anti Joke

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