- Anti Joke

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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