Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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