Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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