why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

These Jokes suck.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's white and horny? A unicorn

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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