Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

men, men like men= men+bed

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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