What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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