Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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