Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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