Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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