- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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