What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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