A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Anti Joke

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