- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

He--Hey guys

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

You idiot.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's 1+1? 69.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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