- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

The cream, it is coming

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Women's rights.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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