"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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The american education system.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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