Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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denisssssssssssssss

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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