- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Knock Know! Come in!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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