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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

haha black people :D

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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