- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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