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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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