what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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8

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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