- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Fat? Jesse Z

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