How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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