How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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