Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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