Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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