- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

cool

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??