- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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