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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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