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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

richard is fag

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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