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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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