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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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