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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one of the idiot

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

John lazzaro likes dick

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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