- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

One time i was sitting down

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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