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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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