A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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