- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

irish man drinking john smiths

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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