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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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