- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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