So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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