What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What's just not right? Left

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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