Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Maths.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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