why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Yes

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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a man makes a bad joke

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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