Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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