Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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