- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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