- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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