I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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