- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Jack Stevens

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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