- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the man with no head say to the women?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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